If yesterday’s post is any indication, I suppose I’m already on the subject of ridiculous commercials, so let’s go ahead and talk about this one:
Honestly, if a woman said this to me, I’m not sure what I’d do. Well. First, I’d have to pick my jaw up off the floor. But after that? Probably one of these three things:
- Punch her square in the face.
- Say, “Oh, you’re one of those moms. Excuse me. So sorry. I’m just going to go sit over there, with the other slacker moms. You know. The ones like me, who pulled their kid’s shirt out of the hamper ten minutes before we were due to be here and were just relieved to find it didn’t have any obvious stains on it.”
- Recommend she make an appointment with her doctor to up her dosage, because whatever meds she’s on just aren’t working.
Did I miss one?