Please read the disclaimers below before you read this story.
First: This isn’t a real story. It has no plot. It has no point. It’s a completely juvenile tongue-in-cheek attempt at humor. At no point should it be taken seriously.
Second: This doesn’t really take place in the Coda world. Maybe it happens in some goofy alternate universe. Maybe it’s just a really strange dream that Jared has one night after eating cold pizza and pickles before bed. Again, at no point should it be taken seriously.
Third: If you haven’t ever watched Scooby-Doo, you probably won’t really find it funny. Even if you have watched Scooby-Doo, you might not find it funny.
Fourth: Please, whatever you do, don’t waste your time being offended.
Now, you may proceed by clicking the link below. 
If that link didn’t work, try this one.
Vikki
/ February 14, 2011OMG!! I had to stop reading at the part where Angelo was asking about his sunglasses…I was laughing so hard I could barely breathe!!!
And as for the ‘The shaft is too big’ And the ‘That makes it the back door…It’s always tighter’ comment…I literally had tears running down my face!
So SO funny….just brilliant….I loved it!!
Genious….Sheer Genious!!!
Vikki xxx
Marie Sexton
/ February 14, 2011Thanks Vikki! This one was a lot of fun to write. It was an interesting challenge seeing how many bad sex puns I could squeeze into one story.
Lil' Grogan
/ January 31, 2011Hi Marie, loved this short, had me rolling. =D Loved the mania which was so Scooby Doo. I gobbled up all 4 Coda books and had to find out if there was more. Not much a fan of contemporary, but hoo boy you definitely changed my mind with Promises. My little grinch heart grows a little each time I read one of your books.
BTW, I’m in the wrong spot, but damn..your coffee and porn blog is addictive. Keep up all the great work!
Marie Sexton
/ January 31, 2011Thanks so much! I’m glad you liked my boys, and glad your grinch heart is growing (that reference just cracked me up).
Also glad to hear you’re enjoying mine and Heidi’s little side-project, although I’m not sure it’s good that I now have a “real” reason to be looking for more pictures of hot men each and every day!
I have a fun (I hope) contest starting tomorrow. I’ll be posting the info in the morning, so I hope you’ll check it out and join in.
Thanks so much for your comment!
Vladimir
/ January 17, 2011LOL! really funny, and silly.. i can’t stop laughing. really, really good. love it.
RJ
/ December 29, 2010Brilliant as always, Miss Marie.
Just…love all around. lol
Marie Sexton
/ December 29, 2010It’s complete silliness, but it was fun to write.
Rachel
/ December 28, 2010To be honest I LOVE all these stories about the whole “gang” in the pay week alone I’ve bought the whole series and came hunting for more! I could easily buy five more books about them!!
Marie Sexton
/ December 28, 2010Thanks so much, Rachel! There will officially be more on Valentine’s Day, and again in April.
Rachel
/ December 23, 2010I just ready the Scooby story. Lol!!I don’t know how I missed it. I check your site often for updates but I loved it. I cannot wait for the Paris story and the Valentine’s Day story.
Marie Sexton
/ December 23, 2010I sort of snuck it in here a few weeks ago.
Glad you liked it.
Lauren
/ December 12, 2010OMG. That was hilarious. I’m more tickled about who turned out to be Velma. Thank you for the story.
Marie Sexton
/ December 12, 2010Thanks Lauren! Glad you enjoyed it!
Laura
/ December 3, 2010Scooby Doo was my favorite cartoon growing up. That story was GREAT! Loved it.
Marie Sexton
/ December 3, 2010Thanks Laura! You might be the first person who’s actually found it on the site and read it. It’s pure silliness, but it was fun. And I can’t tell you how tickled I was about which one of them ended up being Daphne.