Today’s snark come from my current work in progress, which is a spin-off (or maybe a sequel?) of Song of Oestend.
At this point in the book, the BarChi has about twenty extra people living on it, and Deacon is at his wits’ end. This is him laying down the law for his ranch hands, much to the amusement of Aren and Frances.
“And as for you men, the next time you take your pecker out, it better be so you can piss or shake hands with it yourself. ‘Cause the next one I see flapping loose I’ll cut off myself and feed to the pigs!”
Dante heard a snort next to him, and turned to see Aren, who was ducking his head, obviously trying not laugh.
“Holy Saints, Aren,” Frances said with mock gravity. “That sounds like bad news for your pecker.”
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