I’m in Italy at the moment, so this may be the last Saturday Snark for a few weeks, unless somebody else feels ambitious and decides to host it for a while.
Today, I’d like to share a bit of snark with you from mine and Heidi’s upcoming novel, Second Hand.
It was absurd, but it was the best idea I had. I took one of Nick’s extra leashes and led MoJo down the street to the pawnshop. El was in his usual spot, feet on the counter while he read a newspaper. No cigarette, but it was probably only a matter of time. He looked up when I came in, and I thought maybe he even looked happy to see me.
“Hey, Paul. Here for another beer?”
“No. I have a question for you.” I was blushing, unsure what to say. Can you adopt this dog? suddenly seemed a bit too forward. He solved my dilemma by standing up and looking down at MoJo in amusement.
“What the hell is that?”
I frowned. “It’s a dog. What’s it look like?”
He laughed. “That, my friend, is what happens when a gremlin fucks an Ewok.”
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