Today’s snark is one of my favorite little exchanges from my first novel, Promises.
There was a cup of coffee waiting for me on the counter when I emerged from the shower. He was staring into the fridge with a frown on his face.
“Why do you have so much mustard, anyway?”
“It’s Eddy Mac mustard.”
“You know—Ed McCaffrey. He used to play for the Broncos. He makes mustard now, and the money goes to some charity. I was trying to do my part.”
He gave me the pseudo-grin. “You’re such a philanthropist.”
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