Today’s Saturday Snark comes to you courtesy of Jaime and Levi from Between Sinners and Saints.
Jaime started the massage that day the way he often did, by putting his hands under the back of Levi’s neck and pulling gently, and Levi couldn’t help but laugh. “I think one of these days my head’s going to pop off while you’re doing that.”
“I hope not,” Jaime said. “It’s such a pain in the ass when that happens. I’m running out of places to hide the bodies.”
It was easy to forget Jaime really did have a slightly dark sense of humor under his Boy Scout facade, and it made Levi laugh again. “Exactly how many times has it happened?”
“I’ve lost count, to tell you the truth. But you’ll notice my garden gets a little bigger every year.”
“That’s not funny.”
“No, it’s not. On the bright side, my tomatoes love it. My neighbor keeps asking for my secret.”
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