Another one from Promises. Matt and Jared have such fun snark.
“It’s not a successful ride if you don’t bleed.”
“Oh really? Did you get that out of the Masochist Biking Club handbook?”
“Sure did. It’s rule number three.”
I took advantage of the break to try to get my hair back into a ponytail. Curls were escaping all over the place and falling in my face. Matt stood up and inspected the damage to his leg. “The blood’s running down into my shoe.”
“Rub some dirt on it.”
“What?” He was laughing, still wearing that gorgeous smile and looking at me like I was crazy.
“Rub some dirt on it. It’ll help stop the bleeding.”
“Is that out of the masochist handbook too?”
“I think it’s a baseball thing.”
“Okay, but if I end up with a raging infection and have to get my leg amputated, I’m holding you responsible.”
“I’ll pay for your prosthetic.”
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