It’s Saturday Snark time again! Since it’s Halloween weekend, I wanted to do something spooky. Unfortunately, I don’t seem to have a lot of spooky snark, so I decided to go with something from my Scooby-Doo story. For those who don’t know, this isn’t a real story. It’s just random silliness. But it does have a bit of snark.
“Okay!” I said. “Stop teasing my dog! Let’s get the fire going. I’m starving.”
“What are we having for dinner?” Angelo asked.
Matt didn’t answer, but pulled a package of hot dogs out of the cooler and tossed them to Ang.
“Why’d you buy the small ones?” Angelo asked, looking down at the package with obvious disappointment. “They make big ones you know.”
Matt gave him a wicked smile, and asked teasingly, “You need a bigger one?”
Angelo pinned him with a withering glare. “You did not just make the hot dog-penis joke.”
Matt laughed, and Zach said with a smile, “Somebody had to do it.”
Angelo rolled his eyes. “It’s like a bad movie. Buncha lame-ass barely-disguised sex jokes. I hate shit like that.”
“I guess we won’t talk about the buns then.”
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