It’s Saturday Snark time again! Since it’s Halloween weekend, I wanted to do something spooky. Unfortunately, I don’t seem to have a lot of spooky snark, so I decided to go with something from my Scooby-Doo story. For those who don’t know, this isn’t a real story. It’s just random silliness. But it does have a bit of snark.
“Okay!” I said. “Stop teasing my dog! Let’s get the fire going. I’m starving.”
“What are we having for dinner?” Angelo asked.
Matt didn’t answer, but pulled a package of hot dogs out of the cooler and tossed them to Ang.
“Why’d you buy the small ones?” Angelo asked, looking down at the package with obvious disappointment. “They make big ones you know.”
Matt gave him a wicked smile, and asked teasingly, “You need a bigger one?”
Angelo pinned him with a withering glare. “You did not just make the hot dog-penis joke.”
Matt laughed, and Zach said with a smile, “Somebody had to do it.”
Angelo rolled his eyes. “It’s like a bad movie. Buncha lame-ass barely-disguised sex jokes. I hate shit like that.”
“I guess we won’t talk about the buns then.”
Authors, please share some snark. Put up a quick post on your blog with a snarky line (or two or three) from one of your books. Important: Be sure you enter your link into the linky tool below. Also, be sure to include a link back to this post so your readers can check out all the snarky links.
Readers, please follow along to find some fun new snarky characters. Keep checking back for new links, and comment often! :-)
Wendy
/ October 29, 2011I love best that I can participate, my non-erotic stuff notwithstanding.
and it’s so nice to have the other half of my brain back in my life!
PD Singer
/ October 29, 2011I just demonstrated my total noobiness with this blog tool, but it’s great! Thanks for letting us play.
Eden Winters
/ October 29, 2011Oh my! What a lovely assortment of snark!
K. Z. Snow
/ October 29, 2011I loved the final exchange! Disgruntled, meet Droll.
Silly stories — and scenes, for that matter — can be so cathartic, can’t they?
Thanks again, Marie, and Happy Halloween!
Anne Tenino
/ October 29, 2011Thank god I don’t have to figure it out!
Anne Tenino
/ October 29, 2011Um, oops? The luddite strikes again. Somehow I managed to put myself on the blog hop twice… How do I delete one? I can’t seem to figure it out.
Marie Sexton
/ October 29, 2011Ha! I think I can do it from my dashboard. I will investigate. Thanks for participating again!
Marie Sexton
/ October 29, 2011There we go. I took you down to one.
Anne Tenino
/ October 29, 2011I loved this one! One of my favorites of yours, I think.
Marie Sexton
/ October 29, 2011Thanks Anne!
Amberly
/ October 29, 2011Thanks for letting us participate in your Saturday fun.
Marie Sexton
/ October 29, 2011Thanks for joining in!
Dakota Trace
/ October 29, 2011Marie,
You have me rolling. I love it. Your characters are the best!
Dakota
Marie Sexton
/ October 29, 2011Thanks! This story was fun to write. Complete silliness.